Sign up if you want to whoop Gabb's ass!
Here is the list of people who want to whoop Gabb's ass so far:
- Steve Ross from the Twin Cities,MN would use a baseball bat
- J Gabsy from Greenfield,WI would like to whoop Collin's ass
- Katy from Milwaukee would use an M-60
- Dan from Nicollet, MN would use his bare fists
- Cornbreach from New Ulm would use Spam, powdered donuts, Cheetos
- Matt from Milwaukee,WI would use a folding chair
- Joshua from Westland, MI would use a spoon to carve out his heart (A bit extreme!)
- Andy from the Hoods of West Allis would use a barbed wire CPA test manual
- "Harry" from the South Side would use a Spatula
- "Stone Cold" Steve from "My ghetto sled parked on the streets of West Allis" would use a roll of fiberglass
He says: "I'm using fiberglass just so he gets a rash as I'm putting the beat down on his scrawny ass..."
- Katie "kickboxer" from St Louis (formerly Brookfield) would use a prosthetic leg wrapped in styrofoam
Reason: "Well. . .I don't want to hurt him . . ."
- E Harstad chose the card table
- booby from the finnahaus would use a folding chair and said:
"Gabb must die. The sack of many a wontor should be inflicted upon his weary soul."
- Richard from Baumholder, Germany would use a hockey stick
- Nygaardian from Germany would use a Mine Clearing Line Charge
- Nygaardian likes Gabb so much he had to sign up twice, this time he would use a sock for the obvious reason: it's comfortable and modest
- Tony from New Ulm,MN would use a folding chair
- Ted from the FinnaHaus chose Meatloaf, Cornbreach's Stinky Feet and Shirley the Cat. "Let him have it with the wrath of the Great Cornbreach!"
- Joel of Fond du Lac, WI prefers a jagged sharp, snapped in half Spice Girls CD.
- Karl from Fond du LAc, WI freaks out with bat in hand. "Take that you retched thing!!!"
- Joshua from Westland, MI thinks Duct tape will do the job because "It's the solution to anything, right?"
- Mike from Fond du Lac, WI would use A Sack full of JNJ COMICS!!!
- Julie from Milwaukee, WI would use the ever vicious mannequin head "HEAD! HEAD! HEAD! HEAD!"
- Lester would use the leg of a skinned laama and says "That reminds me a story i heard once: 'A moose once bit my sister. No realli, she was carving her initials...'"
- James from TC, MN would use a six foot cattle prod soaked in brine and cured under a full moon
- Lisa from Alverno would use a sledgehammer for a reason we all sympathize with "Just becuase I can....."
- Leila of North Lake, Wi decided on tar and feathers "I picked tar and feathers cause no one else did and the reason why I am doing this is cause Matt told me to!"
- Leila enjoying herself perhaps a bit too much came back with a bat "I chose a baseball bat cause this time I am not so gentle!"
- Becky from Oconomowoc would use ak57doublescoped, triple laser, uzi barrel heat seeking shot gun -- "I'll whoop your ass!"
- Becky claimed she was "a little harsh last time" and decided to use day old crullers from the bakery instead -- "The crullers will work similar to a stoning."
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