- I ain't got time to bleed! (The story of Jesse and Me)
- i smell bread! (A Lethargic Web Page)
- Come on down into the Engine Room. (Watt's Hoot Page)
- What the heak?! (JNJ Comics)
- They Might Be Giants. (And what are we gonna do unless they are?)
- Beware the Punkin King!! (Mike's brother. You can't tell?!)
- Take your frustrations out in the Ring. (WWE)
- Take your frustrations out in on midgit shipping clerks. (UPS)
- And after taking your frustrations out on Gabb, join him at his favorite sites:
- And now for something completely different . (It's . . .)
- And here it is! The site you've all been waiting for. The site that has everyone talking.
The site dedicated to everybody's favorite: Left-Handed Kung-Fu Stick-Men!!